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from terisasimpson (originally from brianbees)
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from garyfuckingoak-deactivated20120 (originally from 10uhclock)
what have i done?!
hey rohan… i just wanted to call and tell you that… ITS LIKE MY RATTATA IS IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATAS… bye
Notes: 1 / 1 year ago
Bored because my girlfriend went to sleep so I’m going to make a rant because i have absolutely nothing else better to do. (aint this a long ass title for no damn reason) I mean if you gonna spend all that time reading this long ass title, you might as well read the post too.
I think my girlfriend should have a substitute texter to keep me company at night when she falls asleep early. I just be so bored. I mean, yea, there’s porn…. but that only entertains me for about 4 minutes at most. What do I do after that? Count some fuckin sheep?? Or Count sheep fucking?? Speaking of sheep fucking… are there male sheep?? Or are those goats??? So two sheep fucking are lesbisheep?? That almost sounds like Lets Be Cheap… speaking of cheap… a lot of people think i am… I’m not. Theres a difference between cheap and broke. Actually my lack of cheapness left me broke. Oh the irony. Speaking of irony… does that term relate to actual irons?? not nutritional iron but the one you smooth out clothes with. Speaking of Clothes…. whats the difference between a polo shirt and a button down. A polo shirt is “Clothes” minded. Get it close = clothes? well fuck you. i thought it was funny.
I almost got sidetracked… back to what i was saying. I think a girl should hire one of her friends to text their man at night whenever they should fall asleep early. its only right. Its like hiring a babysitter for your kids. Nah Mean?
That shit cray.
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from koolestbeans (originally from randomness-is-epic)
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from terisasimpson (originally from abivaness)
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from terisasimpson (originally from isviah)
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from johneshamarie (originally from -texasissouth-deactivated201107)
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from johneshamarie (originally from imnotjordan)
if this shit is fucking real …fuuuuccckkkkkk i gasped so fuckin hard
Holy fuck! Everyone watch this shit.