Imported Liquor

Notes: 210 / 1 year ago from terisasimpson (originally from brianbees)

cgwacko:

brianbitch:

Is this bitch on a pay phone

DYING!!!!

LOL!

Notes: 117 / 1 year ago from garyfuckingoak-deactivated20120 (originally from 10uhclock)

garyfuckingoak:

10uhclock:

what have i done?!

hey rohan… i just wanted to call and tell you that… ITS LIKE MY RATTATA IS IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATAS… bye

10uhclock:

what have i done?!

hey rohan… i just wanted to call and tell you that… ITS LIKE MY RATTATA IS IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATAS… bye

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

Bored because my girlfriend went to sleep so I’m going to make a rant because i have absolutely nothing else better to do. (aint this a long ass title for no damn reason) I mean if you gonna spend all that time reading this long ass title, you might as well read the post too.

I think my girlfriend should have a substitute texter to keep me company at night when she falls asleep early. I just be so bored. I mean, yea, there’s porn…. but that only entertains me for about 4 minutes at most. What do I do after that? Count some fuckin sheep?? Or Count sheep fucking?? Speaking of sheep fucking… are there male sheep?? Or are those goats??? So two sheep fucking are lesbisheep?? That almost sounds like Lets Be Cheap… speaking of cheap… a lot of people think i am… I’m not. Theres a difference between cheap and broke. Actually my lack of cheapness left me broke. Oh the irony. Speaking of irony… does that term relate to actual irons?? not nutritional iron but the one you smooth out clothes with. Speaking of Clothes…. whats the difference between a polo shirt and a button down. A polo shirt is “Clothes” minded. Get it close = clothes? well fuck you. i thought it was funny.

I almost got sidetracked… back to what i was saying. I think a girl should hire one of her friends to text their man at night whenever they should fall asleep early. its only right. Its like hiring a babysitter for your kids. Nah Mean?

That shit cray.

Notes: 1 / 1 year ago

Deuce Deuce Mañana

Notes: 217593 / 1 year ago from koolestbeans (originally from randomness-is-epic)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :))

Notes: 3 / 1 year ago from geniusretard

geniusretard:

Niggas will never be shit

Notes: 133163 / 1 year ago from terisasimpson (originally from abivaness)

tanyagloria:

kanyebreast:

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!! Man, try that shit in the hood!

sumaya:

sneakypigeon:

thewealthspot:

mizdc:

OH. MY. GOD.

lmmfao im NO GOOD

OMG I’M CRYING

lmfao

ROFL AH HELL NAW!

I would literally piss on myself.

lmaoo